Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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