New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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