(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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