so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
i believe in u and ur pee
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