Christians are straight up FREAKS
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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