At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Randomize
