wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I love how my cats smell like pot.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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