omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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