This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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