i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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