I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
