I need help removing her.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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