After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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