why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
