Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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