I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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