The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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