i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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