I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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