Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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