This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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