Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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