i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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