Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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