She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Randomize
