But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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