She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
