you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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