All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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