how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
My penis needs a shock collar
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
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