I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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