Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Is it because I queefed?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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