Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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