not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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