My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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