it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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