Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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