Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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