P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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