Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
