Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Found your dick twin last night
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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