this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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