I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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