Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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