Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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