My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I party with great urgency now.
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