He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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