It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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