I'm pants shitting drunk right now
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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