but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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