Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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