So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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