she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
The power of my boobs compel you
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