so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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