I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I think your dad took our porno
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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