I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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