DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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