smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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